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Video Game Shopkeeper Starting To Get Suspicious After Selling 800 Bombs To Player

The Onion

CASTLE FALGAR—Wondering what the man could possibly have been planning with such a purchase, video game shopkeeper Eldoth Silvershield told reporters Tuesday that he was beginning to get suspicious of a customer who had recently bought 800…

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